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Sunday, April 4, 2010

How to call someone an idiot

[ Let's see how we can layer 3 things at once! ]

It is pretty cool seeing people attack Obama. He'll be able to accomplish more now that the new president smell is wearing off. He could have sat around for his first 4 years saying "Yep.. black is the new PRESIDENT bitches!" but since he's not a piece of shit, he thought it would be kinda cool to make our elected officials think :)

.. Well I'm Eazy-E, I got bitches galore. You may have a lot of bitches but I got much more. Wit my super duper group coming out to shoot. Eazy-E, muthafukas cold knocking the boots.

.... There are many ways to call someone an idiot. You could be nice about it and ASK someone if they are an idiot "i.e. most people think a snakebite is the same as a black velvet. haha..".

I actually wanted Obama voted into office so that he could sit around while things got better (which I thought they eventually would) and after a couple years see all our problems fixed while we just happened to be in office.

.. 'Cause I'm a hip-hop thugster, I used to be a mugster. If you heard Compton, you think I own a drugstore. Getting stupid because I know how and if a sucker talks shit, I give him a (POW).

.... A problem needs to be solved. 2 people are involved. If either of the 2 people quickly solve the problem, there are no issues.. if someone solves it and HOPES/thinks/ASSUMES that the other one is also gonna solve it...

.. 8 ball sipping, the bitches are flipping, slow down, I hit a dipping, continue my tripping, hitting my switches, collect from my bitches, the money that I make so I can add to my riches.

Ok so the world is destroyed and we're all burning in some virtual hell. Everyone sits around wanted to hate each other but they can't afford it. The KKK can't afford robes to properly walk around and hate properly... Religious groups can't afford to send missionaries everywhere to make sure we all know that all dem gays cause global warming.. which also doesn't exist..

.... "I am disappointed in your inability to quickly resolve this issue" is kind of like a WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, right? I miss the passion that used to exist. I miss the days when you could tell someone they need to work WAY harder than they are right now could be conveyed by picking them up, smashing them repeatedly against a wall, and throwing the contents of a garbage can on top their limp bodies.

.. Fill my stash box and start rubbing my gat. Feeling good as hell because my pockets are fat. A hardcore villian cold roaming the streets. And wit a homie like Dre just supplying the beats.

I think it would have been cool as hell if all the world's problems were fixed quickly while Obama happened to be in office. That way as the the Ku Klux Klan was picking up their robes from the dry cleaner, we could all have a moment of clarity and all realize that it was all fixed while the president was black. Kind of ironic... and in my perfect world, all the STUPID was removed from the world because everything was fixed and...

.... So David Bowie was born 2010 years ago today. Regardless of your sexual orientation, Bowie transcends all. If you have a throbbing purple header warrior, make sure that when you are in bed tonight, you think about invading his gaping love canal with your manhood.

.. Because I'm a gansta having fun. Never leave the pad without packing a gun. Hitting hard as fuck, I make you ask what was it. Boy you should have known by now, Eazy duz it.

Everyone is a fucking idiot. Politically, Obama is doing everything wrong.. because instead of sitting around doing nothing, he is actually trying to do something to fix what is wrong. Because he's trying to change things, he might actually NOT get re-elected. Just for that, you gotta respect someone who tries to lead this countries of fucktards.

AND...

If you eat shit out of my ass 5 hours after I drink milk and eat honey, what does it taste like?

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