Let me start the process.

I want to start this out with lyrics from Dirt Nasty.. it would be convenient to paste them. But as I opened up another window and quick search, I was really really pissed off.

(I will provide 3 URLS.. because I want theme music.. suck a dick)
Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfNluQ888g4
Lyrics link: http://www.6lyrics.com/music/dirt_nasty/lyrics/19802.aspx
Official web site: http://www.dirtnastymusic.com/

1) I want to tell you all that I walked in.. straight from Oakland.. while holding my genitals. At the same time, I want you to be aware that they are large, sacred, in demand, i am tripping over them, etc.. so a reference to the US OPEN trophy would be appropriate.

2) An initial impression has been made. It is time to up the hyphy.

3) You don't know me (hence the initial impression).. so in the song I would say "Dirt Nasty".. but here I would say something like "Fuck You".

Anyhow, I'm a bit frustrated because I couldn't cut/paste lyrics to one of my favorite songs into this window because someone wrote them down wrong. But I guess that gives me an opportunity to introduce myself in my own magical way.

And for the record, my penis, ego, and self esteem is in check. Yours isn't.