I love my sister!

We all life in different worlds.

My sister (who I love dearly, even though she thinks I'm a jackass) is in Korea right now proving to herself that her college education and sense of adventure and all that shit.. gives her some reason for living. I think it is cute.

So I get the best of both worlds. I get handed the trump card of going to college for free while being raised by math professors... and decide to take advantage of the fact that there are no laws against hax0r shit instead of getting an education. It all worked out well but while I am learning how to use computers.. she is figuring out which one of the instruments she DOESN'T want to master. While I end up wasting whatever was handed to me, she ends up IGNORING what was handed to her.

I remember her showing up to my house.. by house I mean my ghetto apartment in downtown San Jose. My neighbor Greg... (ohhh so many stories about that).. was sitting in his boxers on my couch trying to take my sister into his apartment (next door). She says "so you're my SUCCESSFUL older brother?".

She had a point. Maybe we disagree on the point though.

Her point might have been the following....

"My older brother is living in Silicon Valley and has done lots of really cool things and is respected in the industry.. blah blah blah".."

My point was...

"Oh shit. I should probably smash something over the head of my neighbor... but I'm too drunk to too that right now.. and I'll just pay the crack dealer next door to do it for me tomorrow.. whatever"...

So at the end of the day...

We're all bitter. The world sucks... but when I walk into work in the morning, I show everyone my happy side. But when I talk to my boss, my friends, my wife, and everyone I can vent to...

[VENT ON .. English Majors have fun adjusting my grammer wile I say stuff and stuff]

I let them all know that even though I'd probably hurt myself playing with the anarchist cookbook recipes, I want to let the world know that they can all go fuck themselves, blowing shit up is cool, and I would LOVE it if someone would walk by my with either a "I LOVE CHRIS DALY" or "PALLIN FOR PRESIDENT" sign stuff and if thing what.

Smile.

Fuck you all. Fuck the world. And made love for San Francisco. I know this city is great. If it weren't, my boy JacobZ wouldn't pretend to live here!